The Corner Office With All The Windows Will Do Fine

I have been on hold with Pennsylvania Unemployment this afternoon for 38 minutes so far. While on hold, there is a mix of music and announcements being made. Most of the announcements are about tax forms having been mailed out for 2009 or places to go on the web for assistance with unemployment compensation. They also talk about a website where you can go to find available jobs.

The announcement says "If you are looking for a job or career advancement, visit . . . "

Really, in my case, isn't accepting a job offer career advancement? In fact, is it not a HUGE PROMOTION? Can the keys to the Executive Washroom be far behind???

I am ready, will and able. Promote away.