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ON OUR WAY TO MEET HIS NEW BOSS, MY HUSBAND ASKS IF I'M NERVOUS.

I REPLY, "I WOKE UP BLIND ONE MORNING. NERVOUS GOES AWAY AFTER THAT."

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Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Piper's DiSPAppointing Day


"That body scrub was a little aggressive!"
"Mani-pedi, please!"
"How could they miss a nail? I only have eight and
my hands and feet are one and the same!"
"What kind of two-seed operation is this?
I have been waiting an hour for my blowout!"


I am fairly certain the proprietors of this spa, aka Mommy and Daddy, will not be receiving a good review on Yelp.

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