Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, We Really Should Be Snow

My friend has a nasty cough that has been keeping her up at night so she has been taking NyQuil. My right eye has been itching me horribly since dinner time yesterday due to allergies. I wanna pop it out, lick it and put it back in. Gross, but a lot of home remedies are.

So my friend and I were texting this morning and she said she still is feeling the effects of the NyQuil. I told her about my eye and then confirmed what we already know: we are messes! She is Drowsy and I am Itchy. Feminism be damned, aren't we supposed to be Snow White as opposed to one of the Dwarfs???