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ON OUR WAY TO MEET HIS NEW BOSS, MY HUSBAND ASKS IF I'M NERVOUS.

I REPLY, "I WOKE UP BLIND ONE MORNING. NERVOUS GOES AWAY AFTER THAT."

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Monday, May 25, 2015

Which Came First - The Egg Or The Eggs-pletive?


As if separating the yolk and the white isn't enough, stiffening the whites is a whole other game of Old McDonald Had A Farm. After beating and beating the whites and a slight bit of frothing but no peaks, I Googled for help. I feel it is my duty to share this tip:

Don't use a plastic bowl.

An even bigger tip:

Buy the dessert. 
Spare no eggs-pense.

I CRACK myself up. 

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