meta name="title" content="SisterRain.net" /> SisterRain.net: You Can't Teach An Old Lobster New Tricks

ON OUR WAY TO MEET HIS NEW BOSS, MY HUSBAND ASKS IF I'M NERVOUS.

I REPLY, "I WOKE UP BLIND ONE MORNING. NERVOUS GOES AWAY AFTER THAT."

****************************************************************


Tuesday, July 5, 2011

You Can't Teach An Old Lobster New Tricks

My 40-something tanorexic self knows better than to sit in the sun for the first time this year without sunscreen on her legs and yet she seems surprised that the top of her legs are the same color as the Phillies shirt that she's wearing.

No comments: