The Only Similarity Is That We're Both Women?

I am still fighting this cold that arrived 8 days ago. Let's just say that I am not at the top of the podium in the winner's circle in this battle.

I am not feeling like myself which leads to the question:

If I can't feel like myself why can't I feel like Jennifer Aniston?

Instead, I am a jobless, congested, gravelling voiced version of myself. Who will NOT be appearing in GC anytime soon. Or never.